holdnoquarter:
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
vanweyden:
fuck-yourprettyface-6661:
shizznizzle:
kissmyskittles:
10 Things Your Dog Would Tell You..
- My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me.
- Give me time to understand what you want of me.
- Place your trust in me- it is crucial to my well being.
- Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.
- You have your work, your entertainment,and your friends. I only have you.
- Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understands your words, I understand your voice when it is speaking to me.
- Be aware that how ever you treat me, I will never forget.
- Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite you because I love you.
- Before you scold me for being uncooperative,obstinate,or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, or I have been out too long, or my heart is getting to old and weak.
- Take care of me when I get old; you too will grow old. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say: “I cannot bear to watch” or “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if you are there, even my death.
OH MY GOD NO
Fucking post makes me cry every time
wehavethemunchies:
Banana Pudding Cookies
dean-tacos-cas:
spookapple:
jackvessalius:
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
8yearoldslut:
me arriving at the gates of hell
mrswincestiel:
casadelnovak:
peeing while on ur period more like
I’m sorry but I fucking died.
moistwaft:
riddlemethatgollum:
samandriel:
visitingfan:
consultingcorsair:
poppy-popsicles:
I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…
everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing
I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG
This is actually brilliant!
monilip:
karkats-left-eyeball:
whyaremyballssomadatmybutt:
egberts:
tumblr is giving me the option of following myself
do it
rip open a hole in spacetime
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
I would answer that fucking door so fucking fast that space time would bend around me just slightly
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